Ivan Vanglaze

Ivan Vanglaze(often stylized Ivan VanGlaze) is an Earthen human and member of the 16-Bit Set, and an ally of Kantrall the Archfiend Annihilator during the (****).

Ivan’s parents fled Belarus amidst an October 1978 Soviet “Russification” campaign. They emigrated to the U.S. when Ivan was 8. He would homeschool until 13, when he chose to begin attending public school(to the chagrin of his parents). He would soon befriend Josh Morgan and Dustin Kyle.

Ivan could be considered an eccentric minimalist, or better so, a minimalist eccentric. He often speaks in an odd way, or makes odd-but-brilliant observations. An avid consumer of marijuana(introduced to him almost immediately after beginning his foray into public schooling), this might be something to take into account when considering his character.

Shortly after the arrival of Kantrall the Archfiend Annihilator, Ivan falls into possession of the ancient Satchel of Supertemporal Sinsemilla, essentially an endless bag of weed. It should be noted that this particular type of marijuana is hundreds of times stronger than anything found on Earth in 1992.

Due to the power of the "weed" found in the satchel, Ivan --and Audbrie, who 'stays high' with Ivan constantly-- survives Malevos' annihilation of the Earth. They are but a small handful of human survivors, the rest of which happen to possess(whether they know it or not) some kind of 'ancient relic'.